Sevilla vs Barcelona

Like trying to nail Jell-O to the ceiling (Barca)

Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan

that's why in my opinion theyre reinventing the game

8' - Messi - disallowed

aaaagggghhh

30' - Bojan

Messi injured

Halftime

Sevilla 0 - 1 Barca

49' Navas

negrado drops it ont he little pin head of jesus navas

really butt ugly negredo shot

barcelona have found themselves in a real alley fight now

he goes missing waiting in the long grass

the witch is down here weraning the number ten

Sevilla 1 - 1 Barcelona

Osasuna vs Real Madrid

I don't think Morinho cares what anybody thinks, thats why I love him too much

You've gotta start out the right way to beat real Madrid

beautiful balheaded targets inside the box

just give them time... they'll do ya

they jump out and bite your head off

Pandiani's rifle shoots a big blank here!

he's got to score

he puts his finger down his throat

Ricardo, 38 years old, gets down like a spring chicken!

it really is knuckle-head

it's really bone-headed defending

halftime 0 - 0

tit for tat

bad selection again

he fancy's his chances who can deny him a pop

wish I had his money


63' - Camunes

wolf in the hen house and he aint missing it!

man they've got the big big howitzers now
(66' extra ball on field)

his team is gong to be facing the fires of hell in the last 30 minutes

this is molten atmosphere

he's in!

he can see this equalizer...he can taste it

aaaahhhh not so sure about that Phil
certainly never let up the Uruguayan you could say that for every red shirt out there

aaaaggghhhhh

what a save!

wonderful excitement!

tremendous drama!

(86' extra ball on the field)

90' 1-0 Osasuna

+5 minutes (with no stoppage time during the half at all)


agonizing four minutes now man, sitting on razor blades, well no ones sitting


hes absolutely running himself in the ground he's got no legs left!

+5:20


+5:35 GAME!!!!!!

they'll be bringing out the bulls to run with them and the bulls wont have a chance!



Osasuna 1 - 0 Real Madrid

Barcelona vs Malaga

Beautiful!

8'-Iniesta

astonishing football again!

looks t his pale face assassins hit!

it not straight arrow Charlie

he absolutely kisses it into the net!

for all of his indomitable beauty

18' - David Villa

It's a big storm

mutant fly

eyes all over his body

he knows the goal post aint moving

get a handkerchief boss


Peligrini knows there's no answer to it.


i love him love him but there's only one Diego


36' - Pedro

its that man that traps bullets in his teeth

wonderful! wonderful!

he'll dance with himself cause we all just died in his arms tonight

Me glasses are fogging up here


love the zodiac...

Bad tackle by curlylocks here!

aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Halftime

good on them

they used to go dressed as nun to watch the black and whites play

fitter than a butchers dog..absolutely

he's gonna release th hounds

67'-Duda

it's an impecable hit by duda

uses david villas harcut as a guide

74' - David Villa

the build up is astonishing

red carpet and he aint ever gonna miss this one

it's not the dance it's the dancers

your right kid your not worthy but good on ya for recognizing it

brilliant play by victor with his bald nuts

Barcelona 4 - 1 Malaga

Deportivo vs Barcelona

He better get it, I've got a hot tub riding on it!

Ahh!

That illusionista Iniesta

OOh , Ahh!

Spectacular by Messi again!

26'- Villa
Fly eye vision by the Argentina man!

Red carpet pass!

It's perfect it doesn't need two touches!

Wonderful dagger man David Villa!

Tell you what the day you see Barcelona dump it in, I'll buy you a bottle of champagne Phil.

Abidal serves it up on a golden alter!

Instead of the surgeons scalpel pulls out a blunt butter knife

Magic!

Dynamite foot ball by Barcelona!

Superlative football

Yeah but it's a facade...

Halftime

51' - Messi (free kick)

Aaaaaahhhhggggg!!!!!

Thermonuclear!

Look at this people!

The trajectory is divine!

Heaven sent!

He could bend light this guy!

Einstein will be looking down on this

It's absolutely perfection!

No stopping it!

Superlative from the Argentina man again.

Put the wall of China in front of him Phil, he'll find away through it or around it.

It's like a blob of mercury it's just never the same.

Never see the likes of these boys again, it's like watching Martians play.

80' - Iniesta

La Illusionista again!


Impeccable accuracy!


The geometry is all set in that beautiful calculator of his!

81' - Pedro

Invariably and inevitably it falls to the wonderful Pedro

He ought to be opening that with his feet...

You can take them to school but you cannot make them learn...

Xavi opening his bottle of Gatorade with his teeth...


He comes swinging in on his vine! Tarzan (Puyol)

Magic! Aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg!

Eighty seven minutes in and he's still running like he's got a lobster down his pants!

Deportivo la Coruna 0 - 4 Barcelona

Hercules vs Atletico Madrid

12' - Tote

Lovely little dagger ball!

23' - Valdez Golazo!

Nothing less than world class!

It's nothing less than a Nadia Comaneci ten out of ten!

Super strike!

An absolute peach of a hit!

32' - Thomert (header)

It's a bucket full of knuckles this!

45' - Trezegeut

Dissecting football!

Halftime

The big man rose like a colossus

tip top from tote the terminator

88' - Reyes

Hercules 4 - 1 Atletico

Getafe vs Real Madrid (return of Kaka)

How many times, how many times Phil?!

'11 - Ronaldo (PK)

Stupid mistakes will kill ya in any game Phil.

19' - Ozil

take a look at this pass it is absolutely sublime!

number two for the little German boy!

they're on the banana skin and they're making it look like a surfboard!

Higuain aint coming back...

Parejo - 29'

a virtuoso individuality from Danny boy

it's flame thrower-ed past the best goal keeper in the world, he's just a spectator

confidence radiating through the Burger King team now

He's a good player Manu but he's got the acceleration of a lawnmower....

Beautiful football it deserved a final cherry on the cake

Halftime

Tremendous hit by Gavilan

the confidence radiating through the blue team now

Cristiano the boy who cries wolf a lot of times

but again his accuracy nowhere close

that should have been the number three for Real, "If it's Higuain?"

Wonderful football!

(DiMaria) sez i never heard the whistle

57' - Ronaldo

this is great finish!

Getafe goal keepers drops this one like a clanger!

Big goat horns on Getafe's keeper...

65'-Kaka warming up

Do you remember any standup performances for Madrid? (of Kaka)

It's good to see him back that's for sure!

76' - Benzema out Kaka in

Kaka's first game since May 15 2010!

Even the Getafe fans wanna cheer

85' - Albin

It's an easy finish by Albin!

Albin is the thunderclap at the end of this little lightening storm!

Getafe 2 - 3 Real Madrid

Malaga v Atletico Madrid

Forlan benched



22' - Tiago


Aaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh!

Tremendous header there man!


Absolutely wasted!


The old man says let me on the field.

Look at that again Phil that's amateur stuff

Terrible terrible free kick, finds the corner flag (Duda)

66' - Dominguez

69' - Tiago header

That's another diamond header!

It looks like good night Vienna for Malaga!

Atleti fans happy as larks!