Sevilla vs Barcelona

Like trying to nail Jell-O to the ceiling (Barca)

Ramon Sanchez Pizjuan

that's why in my opinion theyre reinventing the game

8' - Messi - disallowed

aaaagggghhh

30' - Bojan

Messi injured

Halftime

Sevilla 0 - 1 Barca

49' Navas

negrado drops it ont he little pin head of jesus navas

really butt ugly negredo shot

barcelona have found themselves in a real alley fight now

he goes missing waiting in the long grass

the witch is down here weraning the number ten

Sevilla 1 - 1 Barcelona

Barcelona vs Malaga

Beautiful!

8'-Iniesta

astonishing football again!

looks t his pale face assassins hit!

it not straight arrow Charlie

he absolutely kisses it into the net!

for all of his indomitable beauty

18' - David Villa

It's a big storm

mutant fly

eyes all over his body

he knows the goal post aint moving

get a handkerchief boss


Peligrini knows there's no answer to it.


i love him love him but there's only one Diego


36' - Pedro

its that man that traps bullets in his teeth

wonderful! wonderful!

he'll dance with himself cause we all just died in his arms tonight

Me glasses are fogging up here


love the zodiac...

Bad tackle by curlylocks here!

aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

Halftime

good on them

they used to go dressed as nun to watch the black and whites play

fitter than a butchers dog..absolutely

he's gonna release th hounds

67'-Duda

it's an impecable hit by duda

uses david villas harcut as a guide

74' - David Villa

the build up is astonishing

red carpet and he aint ever gonna miss this one

it's not the dance it's the dancers

your right kid your not worthy but good on ya for recognizing it

brilliant play by victor with his bald nuts

Barcelona 4 - 1 Malaga

Deportivo vs Barcelona

He better get it, I've got a hot tub riding on it!

Ahh!

That illusionista Iniesta

OOh , Ahh!

Spectacular by Messi again!

26'- Villa
Fly eye vision by the Argentina man!

Red carpet pass!

It's perfect it doesn't need two touches!

Wonderful dagger man David Villa!

Tell you what the day you see Barcelona dump it in, I'll buy you a bottle of champagne Phil.

Abidal serves it up on a golden alter!

Instead of the surgeons scalpel pulls out a blunt butter knife

Magic!

Dynamite foot ball by Barcelona!

Superlative football

Yeah but it's a facade...

Halftime

51' - Messi (free kick)

Aaaaaahhhhggggg!!!!!

Thermonuclear!

Look at this people!

The trajectory is divine!

Heaven sent!

He could bend light this guy!

Einstein will be looking down on this

It's absolutely perfection!

No stopping it!

Superlative from the Argentina man again.

Put the wall of China in front of him Phil, he'll find away through it or around it.

It's like a blob of mercury it's just never the same.

Never see the likes of these boys again, it's like watching Martians play.

80' - Iniesta

La Illusionista again!


Impeccable accuracy!


The geometry is all set in that beautiful calculator of his!

81' - Pedro

Invariably and inevitably it falls to the wonderful Pedro

He ought to be opening that with his feet...

You can take them to school but you cannot make them learn...

Xavi opening his bottle of Gatorade with his teeth...


He comes swinging in on his vine! Tarzan (Puyol)

Magic! Aaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggg!

Eighty seven minutes in and he's still running like he's got a lobster down his pants!

Deportivo la Coruna 0 - 4 Barcelona

Espanyol vs Barcelona

I don't follow English football Phil

A huge miss! That'll be on youtube as well...

Pedro disappears like a ghost in a fog!

You play around the dead bodies in the Colosseum

Wonderfully sliced open like a fresh fish

He needs help like a fish needs a bicycle

18' - Pedro

You know what, it's a darby...

29' - Xavi

He'll only go down when he cannot outfox gravity.. he usually can

they play tiki taka

I'd be kissing their bums in the shower Phil, is what I'd be doing

59' - Pedro

It's virtuoso from the Tango boy Messi!

Messi makes lollipops of the Espanyol boys!

The defense again falls apart like an old Saab

62' - Osvaldo (Espanyol)

75' - Villa

He's arguing he was off sides I believe he was dreaming

83' - Villa

the cerebral dictator

he is running like he's got a lobster down his shorts

your playing with a witch at poker, your gonna lose!

A wonderful Catalan darby played out in front of all of us!

Espanyol 1 - 5 Barcelona

Barcelona vs Real Sociadad

Who'd ya think'll get it Phil? (Ballon d'Or award)

Iniesta, that's what Aljezera said.

9' -David Villa

Absolute quantum physics taken to a level that even Einstien would shake his head at!

We are not worthy man!

We are so privileged people!

I don't care, I couldn't give a damn about the other teams Phil!

The miss of the season by Alvez!

Iniesta 32'

He'd run on the sand at the beach and he wouldn't leave footprints!

That wonderful pale face assassin (Iniesta)

I never got my magazine back from Carles.

Halftime 2 - 0

46' - Messi

it's clairvoyant football

Messi is like the flux capacitor!

86'-Messi

Like a Ginsu he slices he dices!

Damn the torpedoes and damn the other teams!

It's beyond anything the dream team was capable of ...

89' - Bojan

Enjoy them while you can people, they're an entirely special breed!

Barcelona 5 - 0 Real Sociedad

El Clasico!

Said it before man, he could follow you into a revolving door and still come out first ...of Messi

gol Xavi - 9'

cooler than jimi hendrix at woodstock

Pedro 17'

big questions from the special one now

the time is now Phil the house is on fire, the white house

spits the verbals like Mussolini on the balcony

sure not asking each other where they got there hair cut - Valdez and Pepe

this is a melange of magic

orgasmic passing

it's like playing poker with a witch!

they wanted to rub Mourinho's nose right in the doo doo

he's been as nasty as a rat bite- Arbeola

the cerebral dictator, chameleon eyes

Sergio Ramos - red card


Barcelona 5 - 0 Madrid

Barcelona vs Hercules

"Nelson Valdez puts Barcelona in a full nelson!" - second goal for Valdez

"Barcelona fans in your barcaloungers feast your eyes on this score"

"Man alive Jason and th Argonauts could not have done better"




Barcelon 0 - 2 Hercules