Showing posts with label Real Madrid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Real Madrid. Show all posts

Friday, February 4, 2011

Osasuna vs Real Madrid







I don't think Morinho cares what anybody thinks, thats why I love him too much

You've gotta start out the right way to beat real Madrid

beautiful balheaded targets inside the box

just give them time... they'll do ya

they jump out and bite your head off

Pandiani's rifle shoots a big blank here!

he's got to score

he puts his finger down his throat

Ricardo, 38 years old, gets down like a spring chicken!

it really is knuckle-head

it's really bone-headed defending

halftime 0 - 0

tit for tat

bad selection again

he fancy's his chances who can deny him a pop

wish I had his money


63' - Camunes

wolf in the hen house and he aint missing it!

man they've got the big big howitzers now
(66' extra ball on field)

his team is gong to be facing the fires of hell in the last 30 minutes

this is molten atmosphere

he's in!

he can see this equalizer...he can taste it

aaaahhhh not so sure about that Phil
certainly never let up the Uruguayan you could say that for every red shirt out there

aaaaggghhhhh

what a save!

wonderful excitement!

tremendous drama!

(86' extra ball on the field)

90' 1-0 Osasuna

+5 minutes (with no stoppage time during the half at all)


agonizing four minutes now man, sitting on razor blades, well no ones sitting


hes absolutely running himself in the ground he's got no legs left!

+5:20


+5:35 GAME!!!!!!

they'll be bringing out the bulls to run with them and the bulls wont have a chance!



Osasuna 1 - 0 Real Madrid

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Getafe vs Real Madrid (return of Kaka)





How many times, how many times Phil?!

'11 - Ronaldo (PK)

Stupid mistakes will kill ya in any game Phil.

19' - Ozil

take a look at this pass it is absolutely sublime!

number two for the little German boy!

they're on the banana skin and they're making it look like a surfboard!

Higuain aint coming back...

Parejo - 29'

a virtuoso individuality from Danny boy

it's flame thrower-ed past the best goal keeper in the world, he's just a spectator

confidence radiating through the Burger King team now

He's a good player Manu but he's got the acceleration of a lawnmower....

Beautiful football it deserved a final cherry on the cake

Halftime

Tremendous hit by Gavilan

the confidence radiating through the blue team now

Cristiano the boy who cries wolf a lot of times

but again his accuracy nowhere close

that should have been the number three for Real, "If it's Higuain?"

Wonderful football!

(DiMaria) sez i never heard the whistle

57' - Ronaldo

this is great finish!

Getafe goal keepers drops this one like a clanger!

Big goat horns on Getafe's keeper...

65'-Kaka warming up

Do you remember any standup performances for Madrid? (of Kaka)

It's good to see him back that's for sure!

76' - Benzema out Kaka in

Kaka's first game since May 15 2010!

Even the Getafe fans wanna cheer

85' - Albin

It's an easy finish by Albin!

Albin is the thunderclap at the end of this little lightening storm!

Getafe 2 - 3 Real Madrid


Monday, November 29, 2010

El Clasico!




Said it before man, he could follow you into a revolving door and still come out first ...of Messi

gol Xavi - 9'

cooler than jimi hendrix at woodstock

Pedro 17'

big questions from the special one now

the time is now Phil the house is on fire, the white house

spits the verbals like Mussolini on the balcony

sure not asking each other where they got there hair cut - Valdez and Pepe

this is a melange of magic

orgasmic passing

it's like playing poker with a witch!

they wanted to rub Mourinho's nose right in the doo doo

he's been as nasty as a rat bite- Arbeola

the cerebral dictator, chameleon eyes

Sergio Ramos - red card


Barcelona 5 - 0 Madrid



Sunday, November 7, 2010

Madrid vs Atletico Madrid








He's as slippery as an eel covered in vaseline

he's got a whole handful of cristiano jersey, i think it there was intent

madridistas in cloud cookoo land now their flying higher than a hippie at Woodstock

aye aye

probably get a kiss after that handshake

Madrid 2 - 0 Atletico

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Malaga vs Real Madrid




"He arrives by stealth wearing his hushpuppies."

Phil, "What was that old song? He's got Marty Feldman eyes?" of Ozil

"...as a blind man, on a galloping horse in a deep fog could see..."

He was as coordinated as Herman Munster....

Malaga 1 - 4 Real Madrid

Higuian - 2
Ronaldo - 2