Barcelona vs Real Sociadad

Who'd ya think'll get it Phil? (Ballon d'Or award)

Iniesta, that's what Aljezera said.

9' -David Villa

Absolute quantum physics taken to a level that even Einstien would shake his head at!

We are not worthy man!

We are so privileged people!

I don't care, I couldn't give a damn about the other teams Phil!

The miss of the season by Alvez!

Iniesta 32'

He'd run on the sand at the beach and he wouldn't leave footprints!

That wonderful pale face assassin (Iniesta)

I never got my magazine back from Carles.

Halftime 2 - 0

46' - Messi

it's clairvoyant football

Messi is like the flux capacitor!

86'-Messi

Like a Ginsu he slices he dices!

Damn the torpedoes and damn the other teams!

It's beyond anything the dream team was capable of ...

89' - Bojan

Enjoy them while you can people, they're an entirely special breed!

Barcelona 5 - 0 Real Sociedad

Real Sociedad vs Real Madrid

A barn burner of a game!

Ray quotes:

"I have friends from Madrid when they go to France they go the long way around."


"This high wild and reckless and the basque fans love it ..but its illegal"

"Iker even talking to the fans but they aint gonna calm down..."

"Right at the last second the cheese falls off of the cracker"

"Pepe reads him like a nursery rhyme book he's not buying any of the shake and bake!"

"Absolutely scintillating panache style and class one for the books, one for the highlight real"

"Class and cream rises to the top"

"Confidence showing coming out of his earholes"


"Lady luck she kisses it home off of Christiano intentions"
Ronaldos free kick deflects off of his own player Pepe

"Rivas he attracts yellow cards like sugar attracts flies"

"Certainly a ding dong battle in the basque country"

"They came into this cauldron they come away with three more points for the special one!"







Real Sociadad 1 - 2 Real Madrid

Athletico Madrid v Sporting Gijon

"you talk about an electrical storm goal, this one is cracking with a million jigawatts..."

Of Forlan and Aguero: " A better partnership than Lennon and McCarthy"

"...the set-up is imperious, the strike magisterial!"

"Simao...who puts the most delectable, succulent cherry on this game!"

"Majestic Atletico de Madrid..."



Athletico 4 - 0 Sporting

Mallorca v Real Madrid

Debut of the "Special One" for Real Madrid in league competition.


"He was as cool as a center seed in a cucumber"

"its just been a ding-dong game"

"he looks fit as a butcher's dog"

"Benzema turns like bad milk here"

Real 0 - 0 Mallorca

Malaga v Valencia

Ray's call on a deflection for the second goal for Valencia around the seventieth minute went something like this, " and again those lovely bouncing girls go disco!"

Third Valencia goal, " Cool as Tommy Bahama"

"A twenty-five pound sledge hammer"

" A Cathy Bates sledge hammer"

Antonio Banderas, who was born in Malaga was in attendance.

Valencia 3 - 1 Malaga