Malaga v Atletico Madrid

Forlan benched



22' - Tiago


Aaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh!

Tremendous header there man!


Absolutely wasted!


The old man says let me on the field.

Look at that again Phil that's amateur stuff

Terrible terrible free kick, finds the corner flag (Duda)

66' - Dominguez

69' - Tiago header

That's another diamond header!

It looks like good night Vienna for Malaga!

Atleti fans happy as larks!

Espanyol vs Barcelona

I don't follow English football Phil

A huge miss! That'll be on youtube as well...

Pedro disappears like a ghost in a fog!

You play around the dead bodies in the Colosseum

Wonderfully sliced open like a fresh fish

He needs help like a fish needs a bicycle

18' - Pedro

You know what, it's a darby...

29' - Xavi

He'll only go down when he cannot outfox gravity.. he usually can

they play tiki taka

I'd be kissing their bums in the shower Phil, is what I'd be doing

59' - Pedro

It's virtuoso from the Tango boy Messi!

Messi makes lollipops of the Espanyol boys!

The defense again falls apart like an old Saab

62' - Osvaldo (Espanyol)

75' - Villa

He's arguing he was off sides I believe he was dreaming

83' - Villa

the cerebral dictator

he is running like he's got a lobster down his shorts

your playing with a witch at poker, your gonna lose!

A wonderful Catalan darby played out in front of all of us!

Espanyol 1 - 5 Barcelona

Barcelona vs Real Sociadad

Who'd ya think'll get it Phil? (Ballon d'Or award)

Iniesta, that's what Aljezera said.

9' -David Villa

Absolute quantum physics taken to a level that even Einstien would shake his head at!

We are not worthy man!

We are so privileged people!

I don't care, I couldn't give a damn about the other teams Phil!

The miss of the season by Alvez!

Iniesta 32'

He'd run on the sand at the beach and he wouldn't leave footprints!

That wonderful pale face assassin (Iniesta)

I never got my magazine back from Carles.

Halftime 2 - 0

46' - Messi

it's clairvoyant football

Messi is like the flux capacitor!

86'-Messi

Like a Ginsu he slices he dices!

Damn the torpedoes and damn the other teams!

It's beyond anything the dream team was capable of ...

89' - Bojan

Enjoy them while you can people, they're an entirely special breed!

Barcelona 5 - 0 Real Sociedad