Espanyol vs Barcelona

I don't follow English football Phil

A huge miss! That'll be on youtube as well...

Pedro disappears like a ghost in a fog!

You play around the dead bodies in the Colosseum

Wonderfully sliced open like a fresh fish

He needs help like a fish needs a bicycle

18' - Pedro

You know what, it's a darby...

29' - Xavi

He'll only go down when he cannot outfox gravity.. he usually can

they play tiki taka

I'd be kissing their bums in the shower Phil, is what I'd be doing

59' - Pedro

It's virtuoso from the Tango boy Messi!

Messi makes lollipops of the Espanyol boys!

The defense again falls apart like an old Saab

62' - Osvaldo (Espanyol)

75' - Villa

He's arguing he was off sides I believe he was dreaming

83' - Villa

the cerebral dictator

he is running like he's got a lobster down his shorts

your playing with a witch at poker, your gonna lose!

A wonderful Catalan darby played out in front of all of us!

Espanyol 1 - 5 Barcelona

Barcelona vs Real Sociadad

Who'd ya think'll get it Phil? (Ballon d'Or award)

Iniesta, that's what Aljezera said.

9' -David Villa

Absolute quantum physics taken to a level that even Einstien would shake his head at!

We are not worthy man!

We are so privileged people!

I don't care, I couldn't give a damn about the other teams Phil!

The miss of the season by Alvez!

Iniesta 32'

He'd run on the sand at the beach and he wouldn't leave footprints!

That wonderful pale face assassin (Iniesta)

I never got my magazine back from Carles.

Halftime 2 - 0

46' - Messi

it's clairvoyant football

Messi is like the flux capacitor!

86'-Messi

Like a Ginsu he slices he dices!

Damn the torpedoes and damn the other teams!

It's beyond anything the dream team was capable of ...

89' - Bojan

Enjoy them while you can people, they're an entirely special breed!

Barcelona 5 - 0 Real Sociedad

El Clasico!

Said it before man, he could follow you into a revolving door and still come out first ...of Messi

gol Xavi - 9'

cooler than jimi hendrix at woodstock

Pedro 17'

big questions from the special one now

the time is now Phil the house is on fire, the white house

spits the verbals like Mussolini on the balcony

sure not asking each other where they got there hair cut - Valdez and Pepe

this is a melange of magic

orgasmic passing

it's like playing poker with a witch!

they wanted to rub Mourinho's nose right in the doo doo

he's been as nasty as a rat bite- Arbeola

the cerebral dictator, chameleon eyes

Sergio Ramos - red card


Barcelona 5 - 0 Madrid

Madrid vs Atletico Madrid

He's as slippery as an eel covered in vaseline

he's got a whole handful of cristiano jersey, i think it there was intent

madridistas in cloud cookoo land now their flying higher than a hippie at Woodstock

aye aye

probably get a kiss after that handshake

Madrid 2 - 0 Atletico

Atletico Madrid vs Rosenborg (Norway)

UEFA Europa League Game

Kun Aguero - bench (injury)
De Gea - bench (keeper)

GODIN - 18' header

William Tell didn't shoot his arrows like this!

Reyes puts the apple right on his (Godin) head

it all went into that beautiful computer of Reyes and came out in a nanosecond .... and came out a winner

Lovely little dagger pass...

That's dangerous.

Yeeaaahhh... It's not intentional Phil!


complete wast and it derserves the howls of derision

you ve gotta do way better than that dont you

perea fills his pants not onec but twice


Doesn't look like the kind of lad that's gonna be worried about protecting his face

Reyes sees nothing but a cow field

i don't know would that count as Norwegian wood? - Phil

not at all, this is do or die for atletico madrid phil!

how can that be missed by the official behind the goal? disgraceful


not quite the talent?! Hes' got nothing close to the talent!

what's he waiting for the royal invitation?!

Kun Aguero in for Forlan 65'

Aguero gol!!! first touch

they've got a tiger by the tail and they cannot hold on to him

Prica probably wouldn't get a wooden spoon for his finishing tonight

could of brought it down and had a plate of paella on this one!

give, go, get, finish, game over!

wonderful, wonderful goal..

they haven't got enough referees on the pitch is what the problem is .... obviously

(2 additional refs for the match)

Atletico 3 - 0 Rosenborg

Malaga vs Real Madrid

"He arrives by stealth wearing his hushpuppies."

Phil, "What was that old song? He's got Marty Feldman eyes?" of Ozil

"...as a blind man, on a galloping horse in a deep fog could see..."

He was as coordinated as Herman Munster....

Malaga 1 - 4 Real Madrid

Higuian - 2
Ronaldo - 2

Bacelona vs Mallorca

Camp Nou - Barcelona, Spain

David Villa - out one game suspension

Xavi - out

Messi back from ankle sprain

Puyol - bench

wonderful vision by "flies-eyes" Iniesta...

again star-dust football

you could watch it all day man

whats that great line from gladiator are we not entertained

magic!

scintillating, captivating, mesmerizing football!!

absolute genius from Barcelona

you could follow him in to a revolving door and hes still come out first

it's absolute perfection

left foot Stradivarius!

you want a simple answer to that complicated question that would take thirty minutes to explain? Barcelona Phil...

are we not entertained again?!

the mercurial Messi

believe me Phil they could play on a potato patch...they did in Russia

smile, will ya smile!? (camera shot of fans after keita misses header)

nsue goal 42' header mallorca

not even him with his witchcraft work


1 - 1 Halftime

he's angry as hell at himself

your damning them if they do your daming them if they don't Phil! They're trying everything