Hercules vs Atletico Madrid

12' - Tote

Lovely little dagger ball!

23' - Valdez Golazo!

Nothing less than world class!

It's nothing less than a Nadia Comaneci ten out of ten!

Super strike!

An absolute peach of a hit!

32' - Thomert (header)

It's a bucket full of knuckles this!

45' - Trezegeut

Dissecting football!

Halftime

The big man rose like a colossus

tip top from tote the terminator

88' - Reyes

Hercules 4 - 1 Atletico

Getafe vs Real Madrid (return of Kaka)

How many times, how many times Phil?!

'11 - Ronaldo (PK)

Stupid mistakes will kill ya in any game Phil.

19' - Ozil

take a look at this pass it is absolutely sublime!

number two for the little German boy!

they're on the banana skin and they're making it look like a surfboard!

Higuain aint coming back...

Parejo - 29'

a virtuoso individuality from Danny boy

it's flame thrower-ed past the best goal keeper in the world, he's just a spectator

confidence radiating through the Burger King team now

He's a good player Manu but he's got the acceleration of a lawnmower....

Beautiful football it deserved a final cherry on the cake

Halftime

Tremendous hit by Gavilan

the confidence radiating through the blue team now

Cristiano the boy who cries wolf a lot of times

but again his accuracy nowhere close

that should have been the number three for Real, "If it's Higuain?"

Wonderful football!

(DiMaria) sez i never heard the whistle

57' - Ronaldo

this is great finish!

Getafe goal keepers drops this one like a clanger!

Big goat horns on Getafe's keeper...

65'-Kaka warming up

Do you remember any standup performances for Madrid? (of Kaka)

It's good to see him back that's for sure!

76' - Benzema out Kaka in

Kaka's first game since May 15 2010!

Even the Getafe fans wanna cheer

85' - Albin

It's an easy finish by Albin!

Albin is the thunderclap at the end of this little lightening storm!

Getafe 2 - 3 Real Madrid

Malaga v Atletico Madrid

Forlan benched



22' - Tiago


Aaaaaaaaaggggghhhhh!

Tremendous header there man!


Absolutely wasted!


The old man says let me on the field.

Look at that again Phil that's amateur stuff

Terrible terrible free kick, finds the corner flag (Duda)

66' - Dominguez

69' - Tiago header

That's another diamond header!

It looks like good night Vienna for Malaga!

Atleti fans happy as larks!

Espanyol vs Barcelona

I don't follow English football Phil

A huge miss! That'll be on youtube as well...

Pedro disappears like a ghost in a fog!

You play around the dead bodies in the Colosseum

Wonderfully sliced open like a fresh fish

He needs help like a fish needs a bicycle

18' - Pedro

You know what, it's a darby...

29' - Xavi

He'll only go down when he cannot outfox gravity.. he usually can

they play tiki taka

I'd be kissing their bums in the shower Phil, is what I'd be doing

59' - Pedro

It's virtuoso from the Tango boy Messi!

Messi makes lollipops of the Espanyol boys!

The defense again falls apart like an old Saab

62' - Osvaldo (Espanyol)

75' - Villa

He's arguing he was off sides I believe he was dreaming

83' - Villa

the cerebral dictator

he is running like he's got a lobster down his shorts

your playing with a witch at poker, your gonna lose!

A wonderful Catalan darby played out in front of all of us!

Espanyol 1 - 5 Barcelona

Barcelona vs Real Sociadad

Who'd ya think'll get it Phil? (Ballon d'Or award)

Iniesta, that's what Aljezera said.

9' -David Villa

Absolute quantum physics taken to a level that even Einstien would shake his head at!

We are not worthy man!

We are so privileged people!

I don't care, I couldn't give a damn about the other teams Phil!

The miss of the season by Alvez!

Iniesta 32'

He'd run on the sand at the beach and he wouldn't leave footprints!

That wonderful pale face assassin (Iniesta)

I never got my magazine back from Carles.

Halftime 2 - 0

46' - Messi

it's clairvoyant football

Messi is like the flux capacitor!

86'-Messi

Like a Ginsu he slices he dices!

Damn the torpedoes and damn the other teams!

It's beyond anything the dream team was capable of ...

89' - Bojan

Enjoy them while you can people, they're an entirely special breed!

Barcelona 5 - 0 Real Sociedad

El Clasico!

Said it before man, he could follow you into a revolving door and still come out first ...of Messi

gol Xavi - 9'

cooler than jimi hendrix at woodstock

Pedro 17'

big questions from the special one now

the time is now Phil the house is on fire, the white house

spits the verbals like Mussolini on the balcony

sure not asking each other where they got there hair cut - Valdez and Pepe

this is a melange of magic

orgasmic passing

it's like playing poker with a witch!

they wanted to rub Mourinho's nose right in the doo doo

he's been as nasty as a rat bite- Arbeola

the cerebral dictator, chameleon eyes

Sergio Ramos - red card


Barcelona 5 - 0 Madrid

Madrid vs Atletico Madrid

He's as slippery as an eel covered in vaseline

he's got a whole handful of cristiano jersey, i think it there was intent

madridistas in cloud cookoo land now their flying higher than a hippie at Woodstock

aye aye

probably get a kiss after that handshake

Madrid 2 - 0 Atletico