Thursday, October 21, 2010

Atletico Madrid vs Rosenborg (Norway)


UEFA Europa League Game


Kun Aguero - bench (injury)
De Gea - bench (keeper)

GODIN - 18' header

William Tell didn't shoot his arrows like this!

Reyes puts the apple right on his (Godin) head

it all went into that beautiful computer of Reyes and came out in a nanosecond .... and came out a winner

Lovely little dagger pass...

That's dangerous.

Yeeaaahhh... It's not intentional Phil!


complete wast and it derserves the howls of derision

you ve gotta do way better than that dont you

perea fills his pants not onec but twice


Doesn't look like the kind of lad that's gonna be worried about protecting his face

Reyes sees nothing but a cow field

i don't know would that count as Norwegian wood? - Phil

not at all, this is do or die for atletico madrid phil!

how can that be missed by the official behind the goal? disgraceful


not quite the talent?! Hes' got nothing close to the talent!

what's he waiting for the royal invitation?!

Kun Aguero in for Forlan 65'

Aguero gol!!! first touch

they've got a tiger by the tail and they cannot hold on to him

Prica probably wouldn't get a wooden spoon for his finishing tonight

could of brought it down and had a plate of paella on this one!

give, go, get, finish, game over!

wonderful, wonderful goal..

they haven't got enough referees on the pitch is what the problem is .... obviously

(2 additional refs for the match)

Atletico 3 - 0 Rosenborg

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Malaga vs Real Madrid




"He arrives by stealth wearing his hushpuppies."

Phil, "What was that old song? He's got Marty Feldman eyes?" of Ozil

"...as a blind man, on a galloping horse in a deep fog could see..."

He was as coordinated as Herman Munster....

Malaga 1 - 4 Real Madrid

Higuian - 2
Ronaldo - 2

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Bacelona vs Mallorca




Camp Nou - Barcelona, Spain

David Villa - out one game suspension

Xavi - out

Messi back from ankle sprain

Puyol - bench

wonderful vision by "flies-eyes" Iniesta...

again star-dust football

you could watch it all day man

whats that great line from gladiator are we not entertained

magic!

scintillating, captivating, mesmerizing football!!

absolute genius from Barcelona

you could follow him in to a revolving door and hes still come out first

it's absolute perfection

left foot Stradivarius!

you want a simple answer to that complicated question that would take thirty minutes to explain? Barcelona Phil...

are we not entertained again?!

the mercurial Messi

believe me Phil they could play on a potato patch...they did in Russia

smile, will ya smile!? (camera shot of fans after keita misses header)

nsue goal 42' header mallorca

not even him with his witchcraft work


1 - 1 Halftime

he's angry as hell at himself

your damning them if they do your daming them if they don't Phil! They're trying everything

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Real Sociedad vs Real Madrid






A barn burner of a game!

Ray quotes:

"I have friends from Madrid when they go to France they go the long way around."


"This high wild and reckless and the basque fans love it ..but its illegal"

"Iker even talking to the fans but they aint gonna calm down..."

"Right at the last second the cheese falls off of the cracker"

"Pepe reads him like a nursery rhyme book he's not buying any of the shake and bake!"

"Absolutely scintillating panache style and class one for the books, one for the highlight real"

"Class and cream rises to the top"

"Confidence showing coming out of his earholes"


"Lady luck she kisses it home off of Christiano intentions"
Ronaldos free kick deflects off of his own player Pepe

"Rivas he attracts yellow cards like sugar attracts flies"

"Certainly a ding dong battle in the basque country"

"They came into this cauldron they come away with three more points for the special one!"







Real Sociadad 1 - 2 Real Madrid

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Barcelona vs Hercules







"Nelson Valdez puts Barcelona in a full nelson!" - second goal for Valdez

"Barcelona fans in your barcaloungers feast your eyes on this score"

"Man alive Jason and th Argonauts could not have done better"




Barcelon 0 - 2 Hercules

Monday, August 30, 2010

Athletico Madrid v Sporting Gijon




"you talk about an electrical storm goal, this one is cracking with a million jigawatts..."

Of Forlan and Aguero: " A better partnership than Lennon and McCarthy"

"...the set-up is imperious, the strike magisterial!"

"Simao...who puts the most delectable, succulent cherry on this game!"

"Majestic Atletico de Madrid..."



Athletico 4 - 0 Sporting

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Mallorca v Real Madrid





Debut of the "Special One" for Real Madrid in league competition.


"He was as cool as a center seed in a cucumber"

"its just been a ding-dong game"

"he looks fit as a butcher's dog"

"Benzema turns like bad milk here"

Real 0 - 0 Mallorca